{"id":89,"date":"2011-10-28T06:52:09","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T06:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=77"},"modified":"2011-10-28T06:52:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T06:52:09","slug":"jak-napsat-bestseller-5-vylet-do-minulosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Jak napsat bestseller 5 &#8211; V\u00fdlet do minulosti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Te\u010f si \u0159ekneme n\u011bco o historick\u00fdch re\u00e1li\u00edch, jejich\u017e zachov\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e1 dodat na\u0161emu d\u00edlu vzlet intelektu\u00e1ln\u00edho dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed. P\u0159edstavme si, \u017ee chceme d\u00edlo um\u00edstit do, \u0159ekn\u011bme, 17. stol. Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem magistrem archeologie a zrovna na tuhle epochu se specializuji, zvu v\u00e1s na v\u00fdlet do pozdn\u011b st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00e9ho m\u011bsta. Pozn. p\u0159ekl.: Nev\u00edm jak u na\u0161ich severn\u00edch soused\u016f, ale u n\u00e1s je 17. stolet\u00ed novov\u011bkem jako hrom. Nevad\u00ed. Pom\u011bry, kter\u00e9 autor popisuje, se daj\u00ed vzt\u00e1hnout na cel\u00fd st\u0159edov\u011bk a hodn\u00fd kus novov\u011bku.<\/p>\n<p>Vch\u00e1z\u00edme do pohostinn\u011b otev\u0159en\u00e9 br\u00e1ny. Pokud u sebe nem\u00e1me \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zbo\u017e\u00ed, nebudeme zastaveni. V opa\u010dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b budeme pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b nasm\u011brov\u00e1n\u00ed na celnici a na v\u00e1hu\u2026Po hork\u00e9m m\u00e1jov\u00e9m dni se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed ve\u010der. Prvn\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed, kterou uc\u00edt\u00edme, bude por\u00e1\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed smrad. Prvn\u00ed ot\u00e1zkou, kterou si zad\u00e1me, bude: co to tady tak smrd\u00ed? Rozbijme tento smrad na jednotliv\u00e9 \u010dinitele. Odpadn\u00ed strouhy. Z\u00e1pach star\u00e9 mo\u010di, pomali\u010dku se fermentuj\u00edc\u00ed na slun\u00ed\u010dku. No\u010dn\u00edky vyl\u00e9van\u00e9 z oken. Do strouhy se hrne i r\u016fzn\u00fd jin\u00fd odpad. Je t\u0159eba d\u00e1vat pozor, aby se do n\u011bj ne\u0161l\u00e1plo. Sou\u010dasn\u011b je t\u0159eba d\u00edvat se pod nohy i d\u00e1vat pozor na to, co let\u00ed shora. Pravda, ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b m\u011bst byly speci\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017elut\u00e9 hodiny, kdy se vyl\u00e9valy no\u010dn\u00edky, ale ne v\u017edy to bylo dodr\u017eov\u00e1no. Je c\u00edtit kondenzovan\u00fd z\u00e1pach zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edch v\u00fdm\u011b\u0161k\u016f. P\u0159es m\u011bsto \u017eenou dobytek, st\u00e1da prasat, kon\u011b t\u00e1hnou vozy. V\u0161echno to sere pod sebe. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b prase\u010d\u00ed v\u00fdkaly maj\u00ed ohromnou tendenci \u201enavon\u011bt\u201c ovzdu\u0161\u00ed. Lidskou stolic\u00ed to tady taky \u201ejede\u201c \u2013 jen jakoby diskr\u00e9tn\u011bji \u2013 z\u00e1pachy jdou z domovn\u00edch vrat. \u017de by tam n\u011bkdo vykon\u00e1val fyziologickou pot\u0159ebu? Ba ne. D\u016fm s pozemkem ve m\u011bst\u011b byl prodlou\u017een\u00edm venkovsk\u00e9ho hospod\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed. Kamenn\u00fd d\u016fm vep\u0159edu byl \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed m\u011bsta &#8211; jeho dv\u016fr u\u017e nutn\u011b ne. V k\u016fln\u00e1ch bu\u010d\u00ed kr\u00e1vy, kvi\u010d\u00ed prasata, kd\u00e1kaj\u00ed slepice a vedle nich se v kout\u011b nach\u00e1z\u00ed hnoji\u0161t\u011b, kam chod\u00ed v\u0161ichni obyvatel\u00e9 nemovitosti. To z n\u011bj to tak t\u00e1hne.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e1danka je tedy vy\u0159e\u0161ena, vrac\u00edme se zp\u011bt na ulici. V\u00e1nek p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed z bo\u010dn\u00ed uli\u010dky omamnou v\u016fni m\u00e1rnice \u2013 \u0159ezn\u00edci tam maj\u00ed svoje jatka, nebo \u017ee by tam ko\u017eeluhov\u00e9 vyd\u011bl\u00e1vali k\u016f\u017ei? Rad\u011bji se tam nebudeme d\u00edvat. Poj\u010fme d\u00e1le, na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed. V\u016fni davu c\u00edt\u00edme ji\u017e zdaleka. Pol\u00e1ci byli v t\u00e9 dob\u011b d\u00edky v\u00fdchodn\u00edm vliv\u016fm pom\u011brn\u011b \u010distotn\u00fdm n\u00e1rodem. Do l\u00e1zn\u011b chodili r\u00e1di, ob\u010das dokonce jednou za dva a\u017e t\u0159i t\u00fddny. Povinn\u011b tam tak\u00e9 m\u00ed\u0159ili p\u0159ed sv\u00e1tky. I tak jejich smr\u00e1dek p\u0159iv\u00e1d\u00ed na mysl z\u00e1pach troll\u016f z hlavn\u00edho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed ve Var\u0161av\u011b. Nen\u00ed se \u010demu divit. \u00c9ra deodorant\u016f za\u010dala teprve po druh\u00e9 sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lce\u2026 Co to tak krout\u00ed nosem? V\u016fn\u011b dehtu \u2013 b\u00edl\u00e9, nasucho destilovan\u00e9 smoly, pou\u017e\u00edvan\u00e9 k mazan\u00ed bot. U kostela zase jakoby mr\u0161ina. V tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b je to opravdov\u00e1 mrtvola. P\u0159\u00edli\u0161 m\u011blce ji zakopali\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bylo by t\u0159eba n\u011bco utratit, vydejme se tedy do mil\u00e9ho a \u0161ikovn\u00e9ho lok\u00e1lu. Z\u00e1stup zpocen\u00fdch chl\u00e1pk\u016f zap\u00edj\u00ed sv\u00e9 obchody, nebudeme jim p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eet. Voln\u00fd stolek, d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1 lavice. Deska je ulepen\u00e1 od \u0161p\u00edny, ale t\u00edm se netrapme \u2013 m\u016f\u017eeme si rozlo\u017eit vlastn\u00ed ubrus. Co to \u0161t\u00edpe v o\u010d\u00edch? D\u00fdm z kuchyn\u011b. Obsluha nen\u00ed vid\u011bt, tak\u017ee se mus\u00edme obt\u011b\u017eovat sami. Ohni\u0161t\u011b se nach\u00e1zej\u00ed na pec\u00edch \u2013 n\u011b\u010dem jako stolech, postaven\u00fdch z cihel. Hrnce se stav\u011bj\u00ed na n\u011b a okolo se obkl\u00e1daj\u00ed klest\u00edm. Ho\u0159\u00edc\u00ed v\u011btvi\u010dky pomalu zv\u011bt\u0161uj\u00ed teplotu obsahu. Vedle je je\u0161t\u011b vid\u011bt hlin\u011bn\u00e1 p\u00e1nev na t\u0159ech mal\u00fdch no\u017ei\u010dk\u00e1ch. Menu nen\u00ed zrovna propracovan\u00e9, brambory je\u0161t\u011b do Polska nedorazily, bereme si ka\u0161i se \u0161kvarky a zel\u00ed. Aha. Je t\u0159eba m\u00edt vlastn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edbor. Ka\u0161e je nedova\u0159en\u00e1, ale to nic, p\u0159e\u017eijeme. \u0160kvarky jsou podez\u0159ele c\u00edtit \u017eluklou slaninou. No co, v t\u00e9to epo\u0161e je\u0161t\u011b nemaj\u00ed ledni\u010dky a v takov\u00e9m horku se v\u0161echno kaz\u00ed. \u017de bychom si dali n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho? Ryby nedoporu\u010duji. P\u0159iv\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed je nasolen\u00e9 v be\u010dk\u00e1ch a cesta trv\u00e1 pravideln\u011b t\u0159i a\u017e \u010dty\u0159i t\u00fddny\u2026 Hlin\u011bn\u00e1 nebo d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1 miska se trochu lep\u00ed a trochu smrd\u00ed. Tuk vs\u00e1knul a te\u010f \u017elukne. Louh je moc drah\u00fd na to, aby se v n\u011bm um\u00fdvalo n\u00e1dob\u00ed. Je t\u0159eba n\u011b\u010d\u00edm uhasit \u017e\u00edze\u0148. Na v\u00fdb\u011br m\u00e1me vodu ze studn\u011b a pivo. Tak \u017ee by pivo? Kaln\u00e9, hust\u00e9, ho\u0159k\u00e9, nakysl\u00e9\u2026 Ale bezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e voda (alkohol desinfikuje &#8211; I.P.). Pravda, p\u0159edpisy zakazuj\u00ed kopat \u017eumpy pobl\u00ed\u017e studny soused\u016f, ale ob\u010das n\u011bco pros\u00e1kne\u2026<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e1r dn\u00ed tu z\u016fstaneme, tak\u017ee je t\u0159eba najmout si pokoj v z\u00e1jezdn\u00edm hostinci. Zrovna maj\u00ed volno. M\u00edsto pro \u010dty\u0159i osoby, dv\u011b l\u016f\u017eka, sp\u00e1t budeme s n\u011bjak\u00fdm ciz\u00edm chlapem. Ale nen\u00ed se \u010deho b\u00e1t, homosexualita je v t\u00e9to dob\u011b trest\u00e1na smrt\u00ed, tak\u017ee n\u00e1m z jeho strany nic nehroz\u00ed\u2026 mo\u017en\u00e1 krom\u011b v\u016fn\u011b \u010desneku a nemyt\u00e9ho t\u011bla (a okraden\u00ed &#8211; I.P.). Ale cosi n\u00e1m ned\u00e1 sp\u00e1t. \u0160kr\u00e1be, hry\u017ee, svrb\u00ed\u2026 Ve sv\u011btle kah\u00e1nku zanalyzujeme, co zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho to cupit\u00e1 po l\u016f\u017eku. Mal\u00e9, b\u00edl\u00e9, podobn\u00e9 karfi\u00f3lk\u016fm, to jsou v\u0161i. \u017div\u00ed se na\u0161\u00ed krv\u00ed, p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed tyfus a asi dvacet dal\u0161\u00edch chorob. D\u011bl\u00ed se do dvou druh\u016f: na norm\u00e1ln\u00ed a mu\u0148ky, ale jeliko\u017e jsme je\u0161t\u011b nenav\u0161t\u00edvili d\u016fm \u00fat\u011bchy, asi to budou ty prvn\u00ed. V\u0161i by se n\u00e1m hodily, kdybychom tu cht\u011bli z\u016fstat d\u00e9le a sv\u00e9st n\u011bjakou pannu. Vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9 v\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed toho potvorstva z vlas\u016f je z\u00e1bava se siln\u00fdm erotick\u00fdm vyzn\u011bn\u00edm. Hej, nezvracejte na kl\u00e1vesnici, je\u0161t\u011b se v\u00e1m to m\u016f\u017ee hodit! \u010cern\u00e9, sk\u00e1kaj\u00edc\u00ed drobe\u010dky, to jsou samoz\u0159ejm\u011b blechy. Ploch\u00e9, hn\u011bd\u00e9 svinstvo jsou \u0161t\u011bnice, bydl\u00edc\u00ed ve sp\u00e1r\u00e1ch l\u016f\u017eka. Mal\u00e9 jakoby kapi\u010dky krve na no\u017ei\u010dk\u00e1ch, to jsou jejich d\u011bti. Jak s potvorami bojovat? V\u0161i rozma\u010dk\u00e1v\u00e1me mezi nehty. Stejn\u011b tak mlad\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bnice. Dosp\u011bl\u00e9 exempl\u00e1\u0159e jsou ale v\u016f\u010di fyzick\u00e9mu n\u00e1sil\u00ed zna\u010dn\u011b odoln\u00e9. Klademe je tedy na st\u016fl a rozma\u010dk\u00e1v\u00e1me je lahv\u00ed. Dost z\u00e1bavy, je \u010das j\u00edt kone\u010dn\u011b sp\u00e1t. Nad l\u016f\u017ekem je baldach\u00fdn. To je velice mil\u00e9, alespo\u0148 n\u00e1m v noci nebudou hmyzouni padat na obli\u010dej\u2026 Co je zase? Chcete ud\u011blat s majitelem sc\u00e9nu kv\u016fli tomu hmyzu? \u0160t\u011bnice jsou dokonce i v pal\u00e1c\u00edch. Kdybychom tak tady chytili svrab \u2013 jo, tak to by byl d\u016fvod k v\u00fdtr\u017enosti.<\/p>\n<p>Op\u011bt m\u00e1me den. Ale n\u011bco n\u00e1m po v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed hostin\u011b z\u016fstalo le\u017eet na \u017ealudku. Mot\u00e1 se n\u00e1m hlava, hore\u010dka\u2026 Hups, a le\u017e\u00edme na zemi. Sra\u010dka, tot\u00e1ln\u00ed zvracen\u00ed, asi \u00faplavice. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nebudeme v bl\u00e1t\u011b le\u017eet dlouho, jsme v civilizovan\u00e9 dob\u011b. U\u017e n\u00e1s dva pacholci nesou do \u0161pit\u00e1lu. Nevzali jste s sebou pr\u016fkazku zdravotn\u00ed poji\u0161\u0165ovny? \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Zdravotn\u00ed p\u00e9\u010de je zdarma. Ale jestli zaplat\u00edme, budou r\u00e1di\u2026 Hezk\u00fd s\u00e1l pro \u0161edes\u00e1t nemocn\u00fdch, \u00fazk\u00e9 pry\u010dny jako v koncentra\u010dn\u00edm t\u00e1bo\u0159e, stra\u0161n\u00fd smrad, ale bolest \u017ealudku p\u0159ehlu\u0161uje v\u0161echno. Hned se objevuje fel\u010dar a, po zb\u011b\u017en\u00e9 prohl\u00eddce, n\u00e1m pod\u00e1v\u00e1 z\u00e1hadn\u00fd p\u00e1chnouc\u00ed roztok, po kter\u00e9 n\u00e1s bolest hned p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed a hlava se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 motat. Co n\u00e1m bylo aplikov\u00e1no? V\u00fdvar z nezral\u00fdch makovic. Skv\u011bl\u00fd prost\u0159edek proti bolesti pro skoro v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti, bohu\u017eel v\u0161ak \u00fa\u010dinkuje jen na symptomy choroby. Pro\u010d to p\u0159estalo bolet? Toto specifikum sv\u00fdm slo\u017een\u00edm p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 \u201ekompot\u201c narkoman\u016f \u2013 obsahuje a\u017e 25 % \u010dist\u00e9ho heroinu. Ale t\u00edm se netrapte, je mnohem v\u00edc toxick\u00fd ne\u017e v\u00fdrobky narkoman\u016f, tak\u017ee nebudete \u017e\u00edt dost dlouho na to, aby to pro v\u00e1s m\u011blo n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdznam. Je v\u00e1m bla\u017een\u011b, nic u\u017e nesmrd\u00ed, p\u0159estal n\u00e1m vadit fakt, \u017ee le\u017e\u00edme ve vlastn\u00edch hovnech. P\u0159ijdou mni\u0161i, staraj\u00edc\u00ed se o nemocn\u00e9 a podlo\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1m \u010derstvou sl\u00e1mu. Te\u010f je \u010das sezn\u00e1mit se. Souseda na lev\u00e9 stran\u011b ni\u010d\u00ed tuberkul\u00f3za. Soused napravo nat\u00e1hnul brka a krysy mu ohlod\u00e1vaj\u00ed prsty u nohou. Starou\u0161kovi naproti fel\u010dar pod\u00e1v\u00e1 makov\u00fd v\u00fdvar, d\u011bdka bol\u00ed zuby. Z\u016fstalo mu jich \u010dty\u0159i nebo p\u011bt, ale kv\u016fli mnohalet\u00e9 konzumaci mouky mlet\u00e9 na \u017eernovech m\u00e1 obrou\u0161en\u00e9 zuby a\u017e u d\u00e1sn\u00ed a te\u010f ho bol\u00ed obna\u017een\u00e9 nervy. Kone\u010dn\u011b se mu do nich dostala infekce, tak\u017ee bude brzy po n\u011bm. Vedle nemocn\u00fdch je tu cel\u00e1 spousta d\u016fchodc\u016f; ti, kte\u0159\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak lezou, jdou ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no \u017eebrat pro udr\u017een\u00ed \u0161pit\u00e1lu. Dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed tak\u00e9 pro\u0161l\u00e9 potraviny, kter\u00e9 m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed do \u0161pit\u00e1ln\u00edho kotle. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, pro\u0161l\u00e9 podle tehdej\u0161\u00edch norem, kter\u00e9 toho nem\u011bly moc spole\u010dn\u00e9ho s ISO 2000. \u201eZdrav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ubo\u017e\u00e1k slou\u017e\u00ed nemohouc\u00edmu.\u201c Jedna st\u011bna s\u00e1lu zastupuje kapli. Rozhovory utichaj\u00ed, brzy za\u010dne m\u0161e slou\u017een\u00e1 kn\u011bzem p\u00e1na, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m sponzoruje zdravotn\u00ed p\u00e9\u010di. Dob\u0159e, hned po n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed miz\u00edme z t\u00e9 d\u00edry, ne\u017e n\u00e1s hryzaj\u00edc\u00ed v\u0161i koleg\u016f marod\u016f sta\u010d\u00ed nakazit n\u011b\u010d\u00edm opravdu v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm.<\/p>\n<p>Jak je tedy vid\u011bt, pokud je pro n\u00e1s p\u0159i psan\u00ed historick\u00fdch dobrodru\u017en\u00fdch rom\u00e1n\u016f d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd realismus, mus\u00edme br\u00e1t z\u0159etel na skute\u010dnosti, kter\u00e9 asi v u\u010debnic\u00edch nenajdeme\u2026<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159e\u010detl, voln\u011b p\u0159elo\u017eil, pon\u011bkud upravil a za p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 nedokonalosti se omlouv\u00e1 Ivo Poledn\u00edk &#8211; ivopolednik@seznam.cz, \u010dl\u00e1nek p\u0159evzat z magaz\u00ednu Fantasy Planet<\/p>\n<p>Koment\u00e1\u0159 p\u0159ekladatele<br \/>\nJo, \u017eivot v minulosti byl tvrd\u00fd. Pokud se o n\u011bm chcete pou\u010dit, mus\u00edte opravdu studovat n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e u\u010debnice. V posledn\u00edch letech vych\u00e1z\u00ed literatury v\u00edc ne\u017e dost, sta\u010d\u00ed zaj\u00edt do nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed knihovny. Pokud byste cht\u011bli n\u011bco leh\u010d\u00edho, ptejte se tam na \u0159adu D\u011bsiv\u00e9 d\u011bjiny, kterou vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 Egmont. Je to sranda a opravdu se pou\u010d\u00edte, nav\u00edc z\u00e1bavnou formou. Ale: nep\u0159\u00edjemnosti popsan\u00e9 panem Pilipiukem by V\u00e1s vyd\u011bsily jen v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee byste byli n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky z budoucnosti. Pro lidi, \u017eij\u00edc\u00ed v inkriminovan\u00e9 dob\u011b, by to byla ta nejp\u0159irozen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u011bc na sv\u011bt\u011b. Jinak \u0159e\u010deno, byli na dan\u00e9 podm\u00ednky dob\u0159e adaptov\u00e1ni. A pokud ne, um\u0159eli u\u017e v d\u011btstv\u00ed na prvn\u00ed ohavnou chorobu nebo epidemii, kter\u00e1 \u0161la zrovna okolo&#8230; P\u011bkn\u011b to popsal Frans G. Bengtsson, autor knihy Zrzav\u00fd Orm (v\u0159ele doporu\u010duji, skv\u011bl\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed). Hlavn\u00ed hrdina, podnikav\u00fd vikingsk\u00fd n\u00e1\u010deln\u00edk zotavuj\u00edc\u00ed se po zran\u011bn\u00ed, je znepokojen ABSENC\u00cd v\u0161\u00ed ve sv\u00fdch vlasech a pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 to za znamen\u00ed toho, \u017ee brzy um\u0159e. Velice v\u00fdsti\u017en\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te\u010f si \u0159ekneme n\u011bco o historick\u00fdch re\u00e1li\u00edch, jejich\u017e zachov\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e1 dodat na\u0161emu d\u00edlu vzlet intelektu\u00e1ln\u00edho dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed. P\u0159edstavme si, \u017ee chceme d\u00edlo um\u00edstit do, \u0159ekn\u011bme, 17. stol. Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem magistrem archeologie a zrovna na tuhle epochu se specializuji, zvu v\u00e1s na v\u00fdlet do pozdn\u011b st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00e9ho m\u011bsta. Pozn. p\u0159ekl.: Nev\u00edm jak u na\u0161ich severn\u00edch soused\u016f, ale [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-psat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}