{"id":578,"date":"2013-03-26T13:04:37","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T12:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=578"},"modified":"2013-07-23T14:32:34","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T13:32:34","slug":"recenze-andrzej-pilipiuk-kroniky-jakuba-vandrovce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=578","title":{"rendered":"RECENZE: Andrzej Pilipiuk, Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Autor: <a title=\"Zobrazit profil u\u017eivatele.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/uzivatele\/jan-zlebek\">Jan \u017dlebek<\/a> | Tagy:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/pilipiuk\" rel=\"tag\">A. Pilipiuk<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/andrzej-pilipiuk\" rel=\"tag\">Andrzej Pilipiuk<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/humor\" rel=\"tag\">Humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/jakub-vandrovec\" rel=\"tag\">Jakub Vandrovec<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/kroniky-jakuba-vandrovce\" rel=\"tag\">Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/laser-books\" rel=\"tag\">Laser-books<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/polska-fantastika\" rel=\"tag\">Polsk\u00e1 fantastika<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/recenze\" rel=\"tag\">Recenze<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201e<i>Jedna bol\u0161evick\u00e1 mr\u0161ina znesv\u011bt\u00ed cel\u00fd h\u0159bitov.\u201c <\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">(Andrzej Pilipiuk &#8211; <i>Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce<\/i>, s.58)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/storage\/obrazky\/2_2013\/pilipiuk_kroniky.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/storage\/obrazky\/2_2013\/pilipiuk_kroniky.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"668\" \/><\/a>Ka\u017ed\u00e1 legenda m\u00e1 sv\u016fj po\u010d\u00e1tek.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">A sl\u00e1va nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho z vojslavick\u00fdch rod\u00e1k\u016f se za\u010dala ps\u00e1t jeden\u00e1ct let nazp\u00e1tek pr\u00e1v\u011b na str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch <i>Kronik Jakuba Vandrovce<\/i>. Nechce se mi v\u011b\u0159it, \u017ee byste tuto celebritu vym\u00edta\u010dsk\u00e9 profese, Jamese Bonda v zal\u00e1tan\u00fdch gum\u00e1k\u00e1ch a zt\u011blesn\u011bn\u00ed <i>g\u00e9nia loci<\/i> malebn\u00e9ho polsk\u00e9ho venkova neznali. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b&#8230; Pakli\u017ee jste str\u00e1vili posledn\u00edch patn\u00e1ct let v k\u00f3matu vyvolan\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edli\u0161nou konzumac\u00ed p\u00e1lenky vlastn\u00ed v\u00fdroby \u010di n\u011bkde zalezl\u00ed ve vaultu v o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed apokalypsy, zaslou\u017e\u00edte si trochu osv\u00edcen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Jakub Vandrovec (biografick\u00e9 podrobnosti si pros\u00edm dohledejte v <i>Protokolu o zadr\u017een\u00ed <\/i>v z\u00e1v\u011bru knihy) se v\u011bnuje na pln\u00fd \u00favazek alkoholismu kdesi v polsko-ukrajinsko-mongolsk\u00e9m pohrani\u010d\u00ed. Jako v\u00fdd\u011ble\u010dnou bokovku si ov\u0161em dr\u017e\u00ed amat\u00e9rsk\u00fd exorcismus na profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00farovni. A v\u011bru nutno \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee onen v \u00favodu zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd malebn\u00fd polsk\u00fd venkov pod l\u00edbivou slupkou cen\u00ed zuby a dr\u00e1py \u2013 v Polsku \u0159\u00e1d\u00ed kdeco od rusk\u00e9 mafie, nacistick\u00fdch \u010darod\u011bj\u016f a americk\u00fdch agent\u016f p\u0159es \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 sekt\u00e1\u0159e, komunistick\u00e9 up\u00edry a isl\u00e1msk\u00e9 tenoristy (pardon, <i>teroristy<\/i>) a\u017e po otravn\u00e9 emz\u00e1ky, p\u0159e\u017eiv\u0161\u00ed neandrt\u00e1lce a sl\u00eddiv\u00e9 policajty. Ale net\u0159eba se ob\u00e1vat \u2013 Jakub je mu\u017e se srdcem na prav\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b a pro z\u00e1chranu rustik\u00e1ln\u00edho klidu vojslavick\u00e9ho zapad\u00e1kova nev\u00e1h\u00e1 prol\u00edt krev ani p\u00e1lenku.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Krev ciz\u00ed, p\u00e1lenku svou&#8230; Jak jinak.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Pro Pilipiukovy pov\u00eddky plat\u00ed obecn\u011b, \u017ee kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 a \u00fadern\u00e9 ta\u0161ka\u0159ice por\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed v humornosti ty dlouh\u00e9. N\u011bkolikastr\u00e1nkov\u00e1 <i>Na ryb\u00e1ch <\/i>d\u00edky point\u011b a \u0161vihu p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e, aby jakoukoliv bly\u0161tivou \u0161upinatku vyta\u017eenou z potoka \u0161vihem vr\u00e1til v\u00fdrobci. Stejn\u011b tak zaujme p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh jadern\u00e9 <i>Hlavice<\/i>, jen\u017e z\u00e1rove\u0148 odhal\u00ed exorcist\u016fv&#8230; \u0159ekn\u011bme kutilsky \u0161et\u0159iv\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup k t\u0159\u00edd\u011bn\u00ed odpadu. Kru\u0161n\u00fd \u017eivot p\u00e1len\u00edka reflektuje p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh ze \u017eivota s n\u00e1zvem <i>Kontrola<\/i>, zat\u00edmco dva opravdu poveden\u00e9 recepty nab\u00eddne text\u00edk <i>Z kucha\u0159sk\u00e9 knihy Jakuba Vandrovce<\/i>. Inu, samohonka a op\u00e9kan\u00fd pes k sob\u011b pat\u0159\u00ed stejn\u011b nerozlu\u010dn\u011b jak jihov\u00fdchodn\u00ed Asie a venerick\u00e9 choroby.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">V duchu ochlastovsk\u00fdch historek se nese rovn\u011b\u017e <i>\u010cip <\/i>a poveden\u011b navazuj\u00edc\u00ed <i>Z arch\u00edvu Y<\/i>. V obou se Jakub uk\u00e1\u017ee jako ide\u00e1ln\u00ed reprezentant na\u0161ich severn\u00edch soused\u016f v kontaktu s nezn\u00e1mou civilizac\u00ed \u2013 a je putna, zda mluv\u00edme o ufounech nebo Ameri\u010danech. Notorovy den\u00edky se nikdy neomrz\u00ed&#8230; Na pln\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e v kl\u00e1n\u00ed pov\u00eddek ov\u0161em v\u00edt\u011bz\u00ed <i>Poh\u00e1de\u010dka pro vnou\u010dka<\/i>. \u010cerven\u00e1 Karkulka by si diven\u00edm ukroutila hlavu, v\u00e1m pro zm\u011bnu hroz\u00ed pohmo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed br\u00e1nice od sm\u00edchu. Vym\u00edta\u010dovo alkoholem poznamenan\u00e9 p\u0159evypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed klasick\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu sr\u0161\u00ed vtipem a vrchol\u00ed z\u00e1v\u011brem vpravd\u011b vandrovcovsk\u00fdm. Snad jedinou konkurenc\u00ed vyprav\u011bnce bodr\u00e9ho vesni\u010dana by mohl b\u00fdt jeho <i>Horoskop na rok 2003<\/i> \u2013 bez ohledu na datum obsahuje moudra vpravd\u011b nad\u010dasov\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u0160koda, \u017ee del\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy tak n\u011bjak ztr\u00e1cej\u00ed dech i humor. Samozvan\u00e9mu vym\u00edta\u010di to ve v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9 p\u00f3ze neslu\u0161\u00ed a nejlep\u0161\u00edm dokladem m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed <i>Proti prvn\u00edmu p\u0159ik\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed<\/i>, kter\u00e9 p\u016fsob\u00ed tak n\u011bjak nemastn\u011b-neslan\u011b, ani vtipn\u011b, ani seri\u00f3zn\u011b. Podobn\u00fd dojem zanech\u00e1 i \u00favodn\u00ed Z<i>ab\u00edje\u010d<\/i>. Dlouh\u00fdm kousk\u016fm zved\u00e1 pr\u016fm\u011br <i>Hotel U loupe\u017en\u00edka \u2013<\/i> nejsp\u00ed\u0161e proto, \u017ee se prakticky skl\u00e1d\u00e1 z \u0159ady kr\u00e1tk\u00fdch \u0161t\u011bk\u016f propojen\u00fdch dohromady exkurz\u00ed do h\u00e1jemstv\u00ed ileg\u00e1ln\u00edho hoteli\u00e9rstv\u00ed a otev\u0159en\u00e9ho banditismu. Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee podm\u00ednky ran\u00e9ho kapitalismu Jakubovi a jeho metod\u00e1m \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed probl\u00e9m\u016f sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed jako&#8230; Nu jako ko\u0159alka polsk\u00e9mu domorodci.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Jednotliv\u00e9 texty na sebe a\u017e na v\u00fdjimky nenavazuj\u00ed a to stejn\u00e9 lze \u0159\u00edci tak\u00e9 o zbyl\u00fdch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/recenze-andrzej-pilipiuk-vezmi-cernou-slepici\" target=\"_blank\">svazc\u00edch Vandrovcov\u00fdch dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed<\/a> \u2013 <i>Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce <\/i>m\u016f\u017eete \u010d\u00edst s klidem jako posledn\u00ed. Na druhou stranu pion\u00fdrsk\u00fd punc prvn\u00edho d\u00edlu z knihy nejsp\u00ed\u0161e pozn\u00e1te. A to na vedlej\u0161\u00edch postav\u00e1ch exorcistov\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel a nep\u0159\u00e1tel. Jak pali\u010d Josef Pa\u010denko, tak b\u011blogvard\u011bjec Semen nedost\u00e1vaj\u00ed moc prostoru a Pilipiuk neztr\u00e1c\u00ed \u010das s jejich prokreslov\u00e1n\u00edm, kter\u00e9 si nech\u00e1v\u00e1 na pozd\u011bji. Proto t\u00edha \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed z\u00e1pletek spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161inou jen a pouze na statn\u00fdch bedrech geroje z Vojslavic. A samohonce, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Velk\u00fd grafoman Andrzej Pilipiuk stvo\u0159il fenom\u00e9n, jen\u017e v\u00e1m z pam\u011bti vyma\u017ee a\u017e alkoholick\u00e1 demence. Humor \u010dern\u00fd jak kou\u0159 z ho\u0159\u00edc\u00edho traktoru nepohodln\u00e9ho souseda, skv\u011bl\u00e1 znalost vesnick\u00e9ho prost\u0159ed\u00ed a jeho sv\u00e9r\u00e1ze a o\u010dividn\u00e1 bl\u00edzkost polsk\u00e9 mentality t\u00e9 na\u0161\u00ed \u2013 to jsou ingredience z nich\u017e autor umn\u011b vydestiloval liter\u00e1rn\u00ed lihovinu. Kdybych m\u011bl v oblib\u011b hodnocen\u00ed knih procenty, rozhodn\u011b bych t\u00e9hle nedal m\u00e9n\u011b, ne\u017e kolik m\u00edv\u00e1 Jakubova p\u00e1lenka. A o t\u00e9 koluj\u00ed legendy.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Tak na zdrav\u00ed!<\/p>\n<p><b>Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce (Kroniki Jakuba W\u0119drowycza)<br \/>\nAndrzej Pilipiuk<\/b><br \/>\nNakladatel: Laser-books<br \/>\nP\u0159eklad: Pavel Weigel<br \/>\nOb\u00e1lka: Andrzej \u0141aski<br \/>\nRedakce: Tom\u00e1\u0161 Jirkovsk\u00fd, Helena \u0160ebestov\u00e1<br \/>\nRok vyd\u00e1n\u00ed: 2013<br \/>\nPo\u010det stran: 240<br \/>\nRozm\u011br: 125 x 195<br \/>\nProveden\u00ed: paperback<br \/>\nStav: nov\u00e9 vyd\u00e1n\u00ed<br \/>\nCena: 249 K\u010d<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159evzato: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/recenze-andrzej-pilipiuk-kroniky-jakuba-vandrovce-0\">http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/recenze-andrzej-pilipiuk-kroniky-jakuba-vandrovce-0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autor: Jan \u017dlebek | Tagy: A. Pilipiuk Andrzej Pilipiuk Humor Jakub Vandrovec Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce Laser-books Polsk\u00e1 fantastika Recenze \u201eJedna bol\u0161evick\u00e1 mr\u0161ina znesv\u011bt\u00ed cel\u00fd h\u0159bitov.\u201c (Andrzej Pilipiuk &#8211; Kroniky Jakuba Vandrovce, s.58) Ka\u017ed\u00e1 legenda m\u00e1 sv\u016fj po\u010d\u00e1tek. A sl\u00e1va nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho z vojslavick\u00fdch rod\u00e1k\u016f se za\u010dala ps\u00e1t jeden\u00e1ct let nazp\u00e1tek pr\u00e1v\u011b na str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch Kronik Jakuba Vandrovce. 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