{"id":570,"date":"2010-10-26T12:55:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T11:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=570"},"modified":"2013-07-12T13:00:43","modified_gmt":"2013-07-12T12:00:43","slug":"recenze-andrzej-pilipiuk-veset-kazdy-muze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"RECENZE: Andrzej Pilipiuk, V\u011b\u0161et ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Autor: <a title=\"Zobrazit profil u\u017eivatele.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/uzivatele\/jan-zlebek\">Jan \u017dlebek<\/a> | Tagy:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/pilipiuk\" rel=\"tag\">A. Pilipiuk<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/jakub-vandrovec\" rel=\"tag\">Jakub Vandrovec<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/laser-books\" rel=\"tag\">Laser-books<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/recenze\" rel=\"tag\">Recenze<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/clanky\/veset-kazdy-muze\" rel=\"tag\">V\u011b\u0161et ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/storage\/obrazky\/vandrovec.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"460\" \/>Ne, tato kniha opravdu nepat\u0159\u00ed do rukou d\u011btem. Kdyby Andrzej Pilipiuk publikoval sv\u00e9 knihy ve St\u00e1tech, na ka\u017edou str\u00e1nku by vydavatel musel vytisknout varov\u00e1n\u00ed: \u201eTohle rozhodn\u011b doma nezkou\u0161ejte!\u201c Z knihy pln\u00e9 nez\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9ho alkoholismu, nedovolen\u00e9ho ozbrojov\u00e1n\u00ed a \u0161tvav\u00fdch \u0159e\u010d\u00ed v\u016f\u010di p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edk\u016fm minorit by Mirek Du\u0161\u00edn oslepl nebo by se stal nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm desper\u00e1tem Druh\u00e9 strany. Tak\u017ee opakuji: tato kniha nepat\u0159\u00ed do rukou d\u011btem. A my v\u0161ichni zka\u017een\u00ed m\u016f\u017eeme za\u0159vat: \u201eHaleluja!\u201c Proto\u017ee aktivn\u00ed d\u016fchodce z Vojslavic se vrac\u00ed a v jeho stop\u00e1ch kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed zmar a zk\u00e1za.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Pro p\u0159\u00edpad, \u017ee byste posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r let str\u00e1vili na detoxu po p\u0159\u00edli\u0161n\u00e9m ko\u0161tov\u00e1n\u00ed \u201ehome edition\u201c p\u00e1lenky z brambor a minuli tak fenom\u00e9n jm\u00e9nem Jakub Vandrovec, v\u00e1m p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1me \u010d\u00e1st spisu, kter\u00fd na jeho jm\u00e9no vede polsk\u00e1 policie. Tedy tu \u010d\u00e1st, je\u017e se dochovala po Jakubov\u011b posledn\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b vojslavick\u00e9 policejn\u00ed slu\u017eebny:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><i>Jakub Vandrovec (v\u011bk nezn\u00e1m\u00fd)<br \/>\nP\u016fsob\u00ed jako exorcista samouk, dle sv\u00fdch vlastn\u00edch slov nejlep\u0161\u00ed v Polsku. Rod\u00e1k z Vojslavic, absolvent prvn\u00edch \u010dty\u0159 t\u0159\u00edd z\u00e1kladn\u00edho vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed (\u0161kola pot\u00e9 za dosud nevyjasn\u011bn\u00fdch okolnost\u00ed vyho\u0159ela), uzn\u00e1van\u00e1 kapacita v oboru destilace lihovin. N\u011bkolikr\u00e1t trest\u00e1n, v okol\u00ed zn\u00e1m jako odp\u016frce st\u00e1tn\u00edho z\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed a nenapraviteln\u00fd recidivista.<br \/>\nZ\u00e1liby: ko\u0159alka, v\u011b\u0161en\u00ed komunist\u016f, pytl\u00e1ctv\u00ed.<br \/>\nVzhled: vlasy ul\u00edznut\u00e9 k\u016f\u017e\u00ed od \u0161peku, va\u0165\u00e1k, kalhoty zrekv\u00edrovan\u00e9 za v\u00e1lky zabit\u00e9mu gestap\u00e1kovi a gumov\u00e9 hol\u00ednky.<br \/>\nZvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed znamen\u00ed: na cest\u00e1ch jej doprov\u00e1z\u00ed v\u00fdrazn\u00fd od\u00e9r alkoholu.<br \/>\nVarov\u00e1n\u00ed: extr\u00e9mn\u011b nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd!<\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Jakub Vandrovec p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed do \u010desk\u00fdch luh\u016f a h\u00e1j\u016f ji\u017e pop\u00e1t\u00e9 a ani tentokr\u00e1t sv\u00e9 publikum nezklame. Sedm p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b krat\u0161\u00edch pov\u00eddek a jednu pro zm\u011bnu dlouhou novelu dopl\u0148uje ne\u010dekan\u00fd bonus &#8211; fanou\u0161kovsk\u00e1 pov\u00eddka z prost\u0159ed\u00ed Vojslavic, kter\u00e1 se nem\u00e1 za co styd\u011bt. A co \u010dek\u00e1 amat\u00e9rsk\u00e9ho vym\u00edta\u010de zla v knize s v\u00fdmluvn\u00fdm n\u00e1zvem <i>V\u011b\u0161et ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee<\/i>? Jakub p\u0159edvede, \u017ee i odboj proti nacistick\u00fdm okupant\u016fm dok\u00e1\u017ee v\u00e9st se sob\u011b vlastn\u00edm cynick\u00fdm humorem, prot\u0159elou radou zku\u0161en\u00e9ho pij\u00e1ka pom\u016f\u017ee zastavit ekoteroristy a postav\u00ed se i na odpor v\u016f\u010di \u010f\u00e1blu evropsk\u00e9 byrokracie. Stane se v\u0161ak i cosi, co nikdo nikdy ne\u010dekal &#8211; agiln\u00ed sta\u0159\u00edk je pora\u017een v pij\u00e1ck\u00e9m souboji. Aby pomohl p\u0159\u00e1tel\u016fm, nev\u00e1h\u00e1 se Jakub vydat v novele <i>R\u00e1kosov\u00e1 pole<\/i> a\u017e do dalek\u00e9ho Egypta. Cestou morduje up\u00edry, Bardaky a jinou svolo\u010d jako na b\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00edm p\u00e1se a nakonec jej \u010dek\u00e1 protivn\u00edk ze v\u0161ech nejd\u00e9moni\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed &#8211; zmrtv\u00fdchvstal\u00fd Vladim\u00edr Ilji\u010d Lenin! A a\u010dkoliv Evropou obch\u00e1z\u00ed stra\u0161idlo komunismu, nemus\u00edte m\u00edt strach, z\u00e1chrana sv\u011bta nen\u00ed nic, co by nevy\u0159e\u0161ila decentn\u00ed kapka \u0161piritusu a tro\u0161ka profesion\u00e1ln\u011b odveden\u00e9ho n\u00e1sil\u00ed. Nav\u00edc m\u00e1 lidov\u00fd hrdina k ruce i krev sv\u00e9 krve &#8211; vnou\u010dka Pet\u0159\u00edka, o n\u011bm\u017e se d\u00e1 \u0159\u00edct jen jedno: jablko nepad\u00e1 daleko od stromu. I kdy\u017e v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Vandrovcovic fam\u00edlie se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee gran\u00e1t nepad\u00e1 daleko od gran\u00e1tovn\u00edku.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Andrzej Pilipiuk dok\u00e1zal sv\u00e9mu antihrdinovi z polsk\u00e9ho venkova vdechnout du\u0161i se smyslem pro \u010dern\u00fd humor a metabolismus na etanolov\u00e9 b\u00e1zi. Zemit\u00fd domorodec ne\u0161et\u0159\u00ed nikoho a porad\u00ed si s ka\u017ed\u00fdm &#8211; komou\u0161, up\u00edr, skop\u010d\u00e1k nebo egyptsk\u00fd b\u016fh &#8211; nikdo si nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt jist \u017eivotem, kdy\u017e uc\u00edt\u00ed jeho tru\u0148kem nas\u00e1kl\u00fd dech. Jakub Vandrovec je r\u00e1zovit\u00fd a dokonale sv\u016fj, stejn\u011b jako nepopsateln\u00fd vtip jeho liter\u00e1rn\u00edho otce.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Vandrovcovy lap\u00e1lie p\u0159edstavuj\u00ed velmi z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 \u010dten\u00ed s nulov\u00fdm obsahem politick\u00e9 korektnosti (tak\u017ee po n\u011bm nehloupnete&#8230; nebo jak se to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 v reklam\u00e1ch na jogurty). Humor jemn\u00fd jako sov\u011btsk\u00fd hajzlpap\u00edr d\u00e1vkuje autor s citem dlouholet\u00e9ho narkomana. A p\u0159i m\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed je nezaujat\u00fd, st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed nalevo i napravo, rovnou m\u011brou to schyt\u00e1vaj\u00ed koman\u010di i n\u00e1ckov\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Jakubovi a jeho p\u0159edstav\u011b o aktivn\u00edm d\u016fchodu je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 odolat a nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd d\u016fvod to d\u011blat. Pokud jste p\u0159edchoz\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i knihy ne\u010detli, neob\u00e1vejte se ni\u010deho &#8211; p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy na sebe nenavazuj\u00ed, tak\u017ee stejn\u011b jako <i>V\u011b\u0161et ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee<\/i> i za\u010d\u00ed(s)t se d\u00e1 kdykoliv. Pilipiuk p\u00ed\u0161e p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b ods\u00fdpac\u00edm stylem, p\u00edsmenka miz\u00ed rychleji ne\u017e nov\u00e9 kolo op\u0159en\u00e9 p\u0159ed s\u00e1mo\u0161kou a na konci budete litovat jen toho, \u017ee kniha nem\u00e1 dvakr\u00e1t tolik stran.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">A mo\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b sv\u00e9 od sm\u00edchu namo\u017een\u00e9 br\u00e1nice.<\/p>\n<p><b>V\u011b\u0161et ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee \/Wiesza\u0107 ka\u017cdy mo\u017ce\/<br \/>\nPilipiuk, Andrzej<\/b><br \/>\nNakladatel: Laser-books<br \/>\nP\u0159eklad: Pavel Weigel<br \/>\nOb\u00e1lka: Andrzej \u0141aski<br \/>\nRedakce: Tom\u00e1\u0161 Jirkovsk\u00fd, Helena \u0160ebestov\u00e1<br \/>\nRok vyd\u00e1n\u00ed: 2010<br \/>\nPo\u010det stran: 288<br \/>\nRozm\u011br: 125 x 195<br \/>\nProveden\u00ed: paperback<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159evzato: http:\/\/www.sarden.cz\/recenze-andrzej-pilipiuk-veset-kazdy-muze<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autor: Jan \u017dlebek | Tagy: A. Pilipiuk Jakub Vandrovec Laser-books Recenze V\u011b\u0161et ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee Ne, tato kniha opravdu nepat\u0159\u00ed do rukou d\u011btem. Kdyby Andrzej Pilipiuk publikoval sv\u00e9 knihy ve St\u00e1tech, na ka\u017edou str\u00e1nku by vydavatel musel vytisknout varov\u00e1n\u00ed: \u201eTohle rozhodn\u011b doma nezkou\u0161ejte!\u201c Z knihy pln\u00e9 nez\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9ho alkoholismu, nedovolen\u00e9ho ozbrojov\u00e1n\u00ed a \u0161tvav\u00fdch \u0159e\u010d\u00ed v\u016f\u010di p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edk\u016fm minorit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recenze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":572,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions\/572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}