{"id":283,"date":"2012-06-21T08:40:54","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T07:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=283"},"modified":"2013-06-21T08:41:43","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T07:41:43","slug":"do-vesnice-prisla-nakaza-aneb-vesele-dobrodruzstvi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"Do vesnice p\u0159i\u0161la n\u00e1kaza aneb vesel\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div><b>Do vesnice p\u0159i\u0161la n\u00e1kaza aneb vesel\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed<\/b><br \/>\n<b>Napsal: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasyplanet.cz\/redaktor.asp?id=57\" rel=\"nofollow\">Andrzej Pilipiuk<\/a><\/b><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b><i>V RPG se v podstat\u011b v\u016fbec nevyzn\u00e1m, tak\u017ee nejsem schopen \u0159\u00edct, zda se d\u00e1 zde popsan\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed zahr\u00e1t. Nav\u00edc nev\u00edm, zda je kompatibiln\u00ed se syst\u00e9mem \u201eDivok\u00e1 pole\u201c (nep\u0159e\u010detl jsem si pravidla). Byli jste varov\u00e1ni! (FP tentokr\u00e1t p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed se sv\u00e9r\u00e1zn\u00fdmi radami polsk\u00e9ho spisovatele na adresu hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f RPG!)<\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Hr\u00e1\u010de usad\u00edme u stolu. Budeme pot\u0159ebovat: \u0161avle, pochodn\u011b, misku, plachtu, psa, zahr\u00e1dku bohat\u011b opat\u0159enou bylinkami, velk\u00fd sklen\u011bn\u00fd demi\u017e\u00f3n, pec, k\u00e1men, kousek pap\u00edru, hus\u00ed brk, inkoust a jednoho p\u0159edstavitele n\u00e1rodnostn\u00ed men\u0161iny v etnick\u00e9m kroji. Pou\u017eit\u00ed jin\u00fdch rekvizit a n\u011b\u010deho k pop\u00edjen\u00ed z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na va\u0161\u00ed \u00favaze.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Z magnetofonu pust\u00edme t\u0159esk c\u00ednov\u00fdch poh\u00e1r\u016f, \u0165uk\u00e1n\u00ed hlin\u011bn\u00fdch misek o d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 stoly, klokot\u00e1n\u00ed piva a\u00a0 medoviny v hrdlech, r\u017ean\u00ed kon\u00ed za st\u011bnou a z\u00e1pach \u010derstv\u00e9ho hnoje. Omlouv\u00e1m se, to posledn\u00ed nen\u00ed z magnetofonu. Hnojem se m\u016f\u017eeme zaopat\u0159it na vesnici. P\u0159echov\u00e1van\u00fd v dob\u0159e zav\u0159en\u00e9 zava\u0159ovac\u00ed sklenici by nem\u011bl vyv\u011btrat.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sed\u00edme v kr\u010dm\u011b n\u011bkde na hranic\u00edch, je polovina sedmn\u00e1ct\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed. M\u016f\u017eeme p\u0159edstavovat bu\u010f \u0161lechtu, nebo poddan\u00e9 sedl\u00e1ky, z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na mno\u017estv\u00ed hotovosti a tru\u0148k\u016f, postaven\u00fdch p\u0159ed hrou na st\u016fl.\u00a0Jestli\u017ee budete p\u0159edstavovat sedl\u00e1ky, budete znev\u00fdhodn\u011bni. Tv\u016frci syst\u00e9mu \u201eDivok\u00e1 pole\u201c stav\u011bli sp\u00ed\u0161 na \u0161lecht\u011b. Sed\u00edte a \u017evan\u00edte, p\u0159edstavitel n\u00e1rodnostn\u00ed men\u0161iny v\u00e1m dol\u00e9v\u00e1 pivo, medovinu, nebo v komo\u0159e destilovanou ko\u0159alku. Jen tak na okraj p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1m, \u017ee\u00a0 dom\u00e1c\u00ed destilace samohonky je zak\u00e1zan\u00e1 a m\u016f\u017eete za n\u00ed dostat a\u017e p\u011bt let. Ov\u0161em koup\u011b a p\u0159echov\u00e1van\u00ed samohonky trestn\u00e9 NEN\u00cd. O \u010dem jsem to\u2026 Aha. U\u010denou disputaci o vnad\u00e1ch m\u00edstn\u00edch panen na vd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed (chlap\u016f, vdov, sirot, atd.) p\u0159eru\u0161uje stra\u0161n\u00fd krav\u00e1l. To skrz okno prolet\u011bl, vylamuj\u00edc p\u0159i tom v olovu zalit\u00e9 kousky skla, k\u00e1men a p\u0159ist\u00e1l p\u0159\u00edmo mezi v\u00e1mi na stole. P\u0159evrhnul p\u0159i tom va\u0161e poh\u00e1ry, rendl\u00edky s pe\u010den\u00fdm masem a p\u00e1nvi\u010dky na t\u0159ech no\u017ek\u00e1ch (p\u0159ed hrou si je prohl\u00e9dn\u011bte v archeologick\u00e9m muzeu). N\u011bkdo z v\u00e1s, nejl\u00e9pe Mistr hry, k\u00e1men zved\u00e1 a sund\u00e1v\u00e1 z n\u011bj p\u0159ipevn\u011bn\u00fd pergamen (v sedmn\u00e1ct\u00e9m stolet\u00ed u\u017e sice byl pap\u00edr v\u0161eobecn\u011b pou\u017e\u00edvan\u00fd, ale pergamen zn\u00ed l\u00e9pe). Je na n\u011bm pe\u010dliv\u00fdm p\u00edsmem poloanalfabeta napsan\u00e1 kr\u00e1tk\u00e1 a v\u00fdsti\u017en\u00e1 informace: Do vsi p\u0159i\u0161la n\u00e1kaza! Aha, je\u0161t\u011b jedno: vyk\u0159i\u010dn\u00edky tehdy nebyly pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1ny. Tato zpr\u00e1va zp\u016fsobuje, \u017ee v\u0161ichni vyskakuj\u00ed ze sv\u00fdch m\u00edst a k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed na kr\u010dm\u00e1\u0159e, aby v\u00e1m co nejrychleji nalil tu nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vodku kv\u016fli o\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed d\u00fdchac\u00edch cest, hrdla a j\u00edcnu od bacil\u016f. Jen tak na okraj p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1m, \u017ee bakterie byly objeveny teprve v roce 1858 a je\u0161t\u011b spoustu let pot\u00e9 byly pova\u017eov\u00e1ny jen za nepotvrzenou v\u011bdeckou hypot\u00e9zu.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Kr\u010dm\u00e1\u0159 b\u011bduje nad rozbit\u00fdm oknem a teprve po del\u0161\u00ed chv\u00edli za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 vyd\u00e1vat \u017e\u00e1dan\u00e9 specifikum. O\u010di\u010dka mu p\u0159itom b\u011bhaj\u00ed ze stany na stranu a vy u\u017e v\u00edte, \u017ee cena rozbit\u00e9ho okna bude p\u0159ipo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1na k cen\u011b va\u0161eho tru\u0148ku. P\u0159ece v\u0161ak nebudete smlouvat, zdrav\u00ed je p\u0159edn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Lid\u00e9 vzd\u011blan\u00ed se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b takov\u00fdmi \u017eert\u00edky vystra\u0161it nedaj\u00ed. Ne\u017e podniknete radik\u00e1ln\u00ed kroky v boji s n\u00e1kazou, je nezbytn\u00e9 zjistit, \u017ee opravdu p\u0159i\u0161lo morov\u00e9 pov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed. Proto pou\u017eijeme vysoce v\u011bdeckou metodu, popsanou ji\u017e v roce 1591 J. Umiastowsk\u00fdm.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u201ePov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed se do Polska obvykle vkr\u00e1dalo z Turecka a Asie. Prvn\u00edmi p\u0159\u00edznaky p\u0159\u00edchodu t\u00e9to krut\u00e9 r\u00e1ny byly: ohn\u011b na obloze, po nich p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed hust\u00e1 mlha a v\u011btry z jihu a v\u00fdchodu. Jedn\u00edm z vn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch p\u0159\u00edznak\u016f bylo tak\u00e9 m\u00e1lo chladn\u00fdch de\u0161\u0165\u016f na ja\u0159e a \u010dasn\u011bji rozkv\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed kv\u011bty\u201c.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Tak\u017ee, brat\u0159i \u0161lechtici, sedl\u00e1ci, nebo kdo vlastn\u011b jste, up\u0159ete svou medovinou zatemn\u011bnou pam\u011b\u0165 na to, jak to vypadalo na ja\u0159e tohoto roku. Jestli\u017ee v\u00e1m do va\u0161ich nachmelen\u00fdch lebek nic nep\u0159ijde, je t\u0159eba prov\u00e9st druh\u00fd experiment.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u201eNejjist\u011bj\u0161\u00edm zp\u016fsobem, jak zjistit morov\u00e9 pov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed, je tato zkou\u0161ka: nasb\u00edrejte rosu do n\u00e1doby a dejte j\u00ed vyp\u00edt psovi. Jestli\u017ee po tom zdechne, je to spolehliv\u00fd p\u0159\u00edznak t\u00e9to pohromy\u201c.<\/div>\n<div>Jen d\u00e1vejte pozor, aby v\u00e1s nechytil n\u011bkdo ze spolku pro ochranu zv\u00ed\u0159at, nebo boj\u016fvka sponzorovan\u00e1 Zelen\u00fdmi brig\u00e1dami. Jestli\u017ee nem\u00e1te psa, m\u016f\u017eete experimentovat na sedl\u00e1kovi (pokud se po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1te mezi \u0161lechtu), nebo na opil\u00e9m p\u00e1novi (jestli\u017ee jste sedl\u00e1ky). Zkou\u0161ky na kr\u010dm\u00e1\u0159i nedoporu\u010duji \u2013 kdo by v\u00e1m potom nal\u00e9val? Krom\u011b toho nejsou n\u00e1rodnostn\u00ed men\u0161iny vd\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm v\u011bdeck\u00fdm materi\u00e1lem. N\u011bkdo by v\u00e1s mohl obvinit z rasismu. Jestli\u017ee do va\u0161\u00ed vesnice zav\u00edtal mor, m\u00e1te asi 50% \u0161anci, \u017ee se nenakaz\u00edte (i kdy\u017e nap\u0159\u00edklad v Ben\u00e1tk\u00e1ch a Mil\u00e1nu zabily epidemie v polovin\u011b sedmn\u00e1ct\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed okolo 90% populace). Pro ur\u010den\u00ed toho, kdo se nakazil a kdo ne, pou\u017eijeme kostku. Ti z v\u00e1s, kte\u0159\u00ed hod\u00ed lich\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo, jsou zdrav\u00ed, zbytek byl bohu\u017eel naka\u017een. V t\u011bch dob\u00e1ch sice nedisponujete antibiotiky, sulfanomidy atd., ale neupadejte na duchu. Mor, i kdy\u017e je nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd, nen\u00ed chorobou se 100% \u00famrtnost\u00ed. V\u00e1\u0161 imunitn\u00ed syst\u00e9m je schopen bacily p\u0159ekonat\u2026 a, pardon, bacily vlastn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b nebyly objeveny.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>No, tak\u017ee, d\u00edky modlitb\u00e1m m\u016f\u017ee choroba z va\u0161eho t\u011bla vyj\u00edt, a du\u0161i v n\u011bm ponechat. Ujasn\u011bme si, jak\u00e1 je va\u0161e \u0161ance. Jestli\u017ee se v\u00e1m na k\u016f\u017ei objevily v\u0159edy, ze kter\u00fdch te\u010de temn\u00e1 tekutina, a na obou stran\u00e1ch \u0161\u00edje v\u00e1m hnis rozerval m\u00edzn\u00ed uzliny, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e vytvo\u0159il rozlehl\u00e9 r\u00e1ny, m\u016f\u017eete se pova\u017eovat za \u0161\u0165astlivce. P\u0159i\u0161el na v\u00e1s oby\u010dejn\u00fd mor, tzv. \u010dern\u00e1 smrt, morov\u00e9 pov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed. V tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b m\u00e1te,\u00a0 pokud jste p\u0159edt\u00edm nem\u011bli \u017e\u00e1dnou chorobu, kter\u00e1 by oslabila obrann\u00e9 schopnosti organismu, 3% \u0161anci na samovoln\u00e9 uzdraven\u00ed! Pro zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, jestli jste se uzdravili, desetkr\u00e1t ho\u010fte desetist\u011bnnou kostkou. Jestli\u017ee v\u00e1m t\u0159ikr\u00e1t padne jedni\u010dka, jste uzdraveni, jestli ne, sorry, Vinnetou.<\/p>\n<div>Pokud v\u00e1m kostka pov\u00ed, \u017ee jste nemocn\u00ed, a nepozorujete \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 znepokojiv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edznaky krom\u011b du\u0161nosti, je mo\u017en\u00e9 \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee m\u00e1te sm\u016flu. Dostali jste a\u017e v XIX. stolet\u00ed objevenou d\u00fdm\u011bjovou formu moru, rozv\u00edjej\u00edc\u00ed se na plic\u00edch posti\u017een\u00e9ho. Je v\u00edce smrteln\u00e1 ne\u017e oby\u010dejn\u00e1, ale netrapte se. P\u0159ese v\u0161echno se m\u016f\u017eete uzdravit! M\u00e1te 0,5 % \u0161anci. Pro zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed h\u00e1z\u00edme kostkou\u2026 Jak u\u017e bylo vzpomenuto, nejste schopni nemocn\u00e9 vyl\u00e9\u010dit a euthanasie je v t\u011bch dob\u00e1ch pova\u017eov\u00e1na za h\u0159\u00edch. Ale t\u00edm se netrapte. Za vra\u017edu bratra \u0161lechtice je stanoven jen m\u00edrn\u00fd trest \u2013 budete rok a \u0161est ned\u011bl sed\u011bt ve v\u011b\u017ei. P\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed v base m\u016f\u017ee nav\u00edc b\u00fdt dobrou prevenc\u00ed p\u0159ed kontaktem s nemocn\u00fdmi a ne\u017e v\u00e1s pust\u00ed, epidemie ustane. Pokud pl\u00e1nujete karant\u00e9nu del\u0161\u00ed, je t\u0159eba v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee za vra\u017edu dokonanou na ve\u0159ejn\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b obdr\u017e\u00edte dvojn\u00e1sobn\u00fd v\u00fdm\u011br trestu. Jestli\u017ee zkracovat utrpen\u00ed bratr\u016fm \u0161lechtic\u016fm nechcete, tak pokra\u010dujeme d\u00e1l. Aha, je\u0161t\u011b jedna v\u011bc. Jestli\u017ee jste sedl\u00e1ky a zkr\u00e1t\u00edte tr\u00e1pen\u00ed \u0161lechtici, tak v\u00e1s bohu\u017eel \u010dek\u00e1, bez ohledu na \u0161lechetn\u00e9 pohnutky va\u0161eho \u010dinu, d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 le\u0161en\u00ed a sch\u016fzka s psychopatem v \u010derven\u00e9 k\u00e1pi.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Co je t\u0159eba ud\u011blat, abyste se zabezpe\u010dili p\u0159ed n\u00e1kazou? Prvn\u00ed mo\u017enost\u00ed je zabarik\u00e1dovat se v dom\u011b. D\u00edky rozd\u011blen\u00ed Var\u0161avy d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdmi palis\u00e1dami v zim\u011b 1624\/25 se poda\u0159ilo udr\u017eet po\u010det ob\u011bt\u00ed na rekordn\u011b n\u00edzk\u00e9 \u00farovni. Jen 17% obyvatel m\u011bsta. Tato varianta v\u0161ak nen\u00ed pro hr\u00e1\u010de nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Druhou mo\u017enost\u00ed je pou\u017eit\u00ed profylaktick\u00fdch prost\u0159edk\u016f. K tomu budeme pot\u0159ebovat zahr\u00e1dku a demi\u017eon a pokud mo\u017eno je\u0161t\u011b herb\u00e1\u0159 l\u00e9\u010div\u00fdch rostlin nebo jin\u00e9 podobn\u00e9 d\u00edlo z oblasti botaniky. Tak\u017ee:<\/p>\n<div>Vezmi kv\u011bty pely\u0148ku velk\u00e9ho, pely\u0148ku mal\u00e9ho, rozmar\u00fdnu, \u0161alv\u011bje, routy a parenchymu, ka\u017ed\u00e9ho po t\u0159ech lotech. D\u00e1le kv\u011btu levandulov\u00e9ho loty \u010dty\u0159i, \u010desneku lotu p\u016fl, d\u011bhelu loty dva, sko\u0159ice, hvozd\u00edku a mu\u0161k\u00e1tov\u00fdch o\u0159\u00ed\u0161k\u016f po p\u016fl lotu a hrnec (30 litr\u016f) nejlep\u0161\u00edho vinn\u00e9ho octu. V\u0161echny tyto ingredience nakr\u00e1jejte, roztlu\u010dte a dejte do sklen\u011bn\u00e9ho demi\u017eonu s t\u00edm octem, pak dob\u0159e zam\u00edchejte a zakryjte pl\u00e1tnem. Nech\u0165 po dvan\u00e1ct dn\u00ed na slunci stoj\u00ed a kdyby slunce nebylo, tak ho do hork\u00e9ho p\u00edsku nebo popela postavte. Potom \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b proce\u010fte a vy\u017ed\u00edmejte. Potom jeden lot kafru v vodce rozpus\u0165te a do v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9ho octu p\u0159idejte. T\u00edm se um\u00fdvejte a na la\u010dno po l\u017ei\u010dce u\u017e\u00edvejte. Nos a hubu si t\u00edm nat\u00edrejte a v\u017edy p\u0159i sob\u011b v lahvi\u010dce kv\u016fli mo\u017enosti \u010dich\u00e1n\u00ed noste \u2013 tak radil kr\u00e1lovsk\u00fd medik Petrici.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Je tak\u00e9 mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee si tento prepar\u00e1t budete moci koupit p\u0159\u00edmo u kr\u010dm\u00e1\u0159e, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b pokud se v\u010das dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed n\u00e1kaza. \u017de u\u017e nem\u00e1te pen\u00edze? M\u011bli jste m\u00e9n\u011b chlastat, nebo l\u00e9pe smlouvat. Mo\u017en\u00e1 d\u00e1 na dluh, ale nespol\u00e9hejte na to. Riziko je zhruba 50%, tak\u017ee by polovina prepar\u00e1tu \u0161la do ztr\u00e1t\u2026 tak\u017ee te\u010f u\u017e v\u00edte, pro\u010d je nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed na dluh t\u0159ikr\u00e1t dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed. Na druhou stranu se placen\u00ed \u201ena futro\u201c m\u016f\u017ee vyplatit. Jestli\u017ee vy i kr\u010dm\u00e1\u0159 m\u00e1te 50% \u0161anci n\u00e1kazu p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt, tak je riziko, \u017ee budete muset dluh opravdu zaplatit, jen o trochu vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e 25%\u2026<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Ur\u010dit\u011b uva\u017eujete nad ot\u00e1zkou, zda je tento prepar\u00e1t \u00fa\u010dinn\u00fd? Hmm\u2026 Jak to jen \u0159\u00edci. V\u00fdpary octa mohou dezinfikovat horn\u00ed cesty d\u00fdchac\u00ed a tak v\u00e1s \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b ochr\u00e1nit p\u0159ed morem p\u0159enosn\u00fdm kap\u00e9nkami. Jinak je ocet jako l\u00e9k bezcenn\u00fd. Na okraj m\u00e1m pro hr\u00e1\u010de upozorn\u011bn\u00ed. Vdechov\u00e1n\u00ed octa dr\u00e1\u017ed\u00ed sliznice, vede k siln\u00fdm bolestem hlavy a dokonce k po\u0161kozen\u00ed mozku (podobn\u011b jako p\u0159i \u010dich\u00e1n\u00ed toluenu). Vnit\u0159n\u00ed pou\u017eit\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee po\u0161kodit j\u00e1tra a ledviny a m\u016f\u017ee v\u00e9st k \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u00e9 likvidaci bakteri\u00e1ln\u00ed mikrofl\u00f3ry v \u017ealudku. V Norsku pr\u00fd existoval l\u00e9k umo\u017e\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed uzdraven\u00ed dokonce i osob\u00e1m u\u017e nemocn\u00fdm. Kdy\u017e v\u0161ak vezmeme v \u00favahu, \u017ee tam \u010dern\u00e1 smrt zabila 3\/4 populace, tak nem\u016f\u017eeme tuto f\u00e1mu br\u00e1t v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Jestli\u017ee v\u00e1s l\u00e1kaj\u00ed opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 domy a odhozen\u00fd majetek, tak je v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b \u00fa\u010dinn\u00fdm \u010dist\u00edc\u00edm prost\u0159edkem st\u0159eln\u00fd prach. Je t\u0159eba nasypat na podlahu tenkou vrstvi\u010dku a podp\u00e1lit. \u0160tiplav\u00fd d\u00fdm morov\u00e9 pov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed vypud\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>S epidemi\u00ed je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b mo\u017en\u00e9 bojovat i jin\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem. Jak je zn\u00e1mo, podle n\u011bkter\u00fdch autorit p\u0159ich\u00e1zelo morov\u00e9 pov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed s v\u011btrem. Av\u0161ak v\u00edce osv\u00edcen\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159i &#8211; nap\u0159\u00edklad dvorn\u00ed doktor Zikmunda III Vasy Perlati \u2013 prozkoumali probl\u00e9m zevrubn\u011bji a zjistili, \u017ee t\u00e1hne se skupinami lid\u00ed. V krajn\u00edch p\u0159\u00edpadech je n\u00e1kaza vyvol\u00e1na lidmi. Kte\u0159\u00ed ji rozn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed v\u011bdom\u011b a c\u00edlen\u011b. Tak\u017ee \u0161avle do dlan\u00ed (sedl\u00e1k\u016fm p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1m, \u017ee \u0161avle je zbra\u0148 \u0161lechtick\u00e1, tak\u017ee doporu\u010duji sebrat kosy, vidle, srpy a cepy) a hur\u00e1 na n\u00e1kazu! \u00dakol je jednoduch\u00fd: pob\u00edt v\u0161echny ciz\u00e1ky. Hr\u00e1\u010de s antisemitskou orientac\u00ed mus\u00edm informovat, \u017ee pron\u00e1sledov\u00e1n\u00ed jejich \u201eobl\u00edben\u00e9\u201c men\u0161iny bylo b\u011bhem epidemi\u00ed na denn\u00edm po\u0159\u00e1dku. P\u0159i pohledu do o n\u011bco nov\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u010das\u016f si m\u016f\u017eeme vz\u00edt p\u0159\u00edklad z rusk\u00fdch mu\u017eik\u016f z devaten\u00e1ct\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed, pron\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edch l\u00e9ka\u0159e vyslan\u00e9 bojovat s n\u00e1kazou. Po les\u00edch bydl\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00e9 \u201emoudr\u00e9 babky\u201c, m\u016f\u017eeme tedy vyu\u017e\u00edt jejich pomoci, nebo naopak up\u00e1lit v\u011bdmu na hranici. Nebo se snad vyd\u00e1te na lov \u201emorov\u00e9 panny\u201c? Je mo\u017en\u00e9 ji snadno rozeznat: chod\u00ed \u010derven\u011b oble\u010den\u00e1, vrh\u00e1 \u010derven\u00fd st\u00edn, kter\u00fd se v\u016fbec nehod\u00ed k jej\u00ed postav\u011b, m\u00e1 bl\u00edzko sebe posazen\u00e9 o\u010di a srostl\u00e9 obo\u010d\u00ed. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee si dal\u0161\u00ed dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed dok\u00e1\u017eete vymyslet sami.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Jestli\u017ee se va\u0161e dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed bude odehr\u00e1vat ve m\u011bst\u011b, tak mo\u017en\u00e1 budete m\u00edt p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost pozorovat p\u0159\u00edchod pov\u011bt\u0159\u00ed. Krysy, do t\u00e9 doby spokojen\u011b vegetuj\u00edc\u00ed ve stok\u00e1ch a r\u016fzn\u00fdch z\u00e1kout\u00edch, za\u010dnou ne\u010dekan\u011b um\u00edrat, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e budou krv\u00e1cet z \u010denichu. U t\u011bchto zv\u00ed\u0159at se d\u00edky jist\u00fdm fyziognomick\u00fdm rozd\u00edl\u016fm rozv\u00edj\u00ed mor hlavn\u011b v plic\u00edch. Zp\u016fsobuje prask\u00e1n\u00ed plicn\u00edch skl\u00edpk\u016f a siln\u00e9 krv\u00e1cen\u00ed vedouc\u00ed k ud\u00e1ven\u00ed a smrti zv\u00ed\u0159ete. Choroba se na lidi p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161\u00ed prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm naka\u017een\u00fdch blech nebo vdechnut\u00edm prachu zne\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdm krys\u00edmi v\u00fdkaly. \u017de blechy nem\u00e1te? Kdybyste nekecali blbosti! V sedmn\u00e1ct\u00e9m stolet\u00ed m\u011bl blechy KA\u017dD\u00dd obyvatel na\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b. Mezi lidmi mohou nemoc p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161et tak\u00e9 v\u0161i a \u0161t\u011bnice. Pokud si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee by bylo lep\u0161\u00ed nenosit na sob\u011b takovou mena\u017eerii, vydejte se k profesion\u00e1lce zab\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed se v\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00edm vlas\u016f. Ot\u00e1zka je, zda to m\u00e1 smysl. Jak to, \u017ee mi nerozum\u00edte? Copak nev\u00edte, \u017ee a\u017e do po\u010d\u00e1tku devaten\u00e1ct\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed bylo vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9 v\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed zamilovan\u00fdch pova\u017eov\u00e1no za \u010dinnost se siln\u00fdm erotick\u00fdm n\u00e1dechem?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #666666;\">\u010cl\u00e1nek p\u0159evzat z magaz\u00ednu Fantasy Planet<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do vesnice p\u0159i\u0161la n\u00e1kaza aneb vesel\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed Napsal: Andrzej Pilipiuk V RPG se v podstat\u011b v\u016fbec nevyzn\u00e1m, tak\u017ee nejsem schopen \u0159\u00edct, zda se d\u00e1 zde popsan\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed zahr\u00e1t. Nav\u00edc nev\u00edm, zda je kompatibiln\u00ed se syst\u00e9mem \u201eDivok\u00e1 pole\u201c (nep\u0159e\u010detl jsem si pravidla). Byli jste varov\u00e1ni! 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