{"id":204,"date":"2012-07-28T01:03:10","date_gmt":"2012-07-28T00:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=204"},"modified":"2013-06-21T14:26:33","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T13:26:33","slug":"vojslavice-aneb-vitejte-v-krajine-kde-cizak-zahyne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"Vojslavice aneb v\u00edtejte v krajin\u011b, kde ciz\u00e1k zahyne!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Autor textu: Hanina Vesel\u00e1 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Polsko je zem\u00ed dlouhat\u00e1nsk\u00fdch rovin a prakticky bez d\u00e1lnic. V\u00a0biotopech tu p\u0159e\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed ohro\u017een\u00e9 druhy, jako nap\u0159\u00edklad vamp\u00fd\u0159i nebo vlkodlaci. Ve v\u00fdchodn\u00edch oblastech rozlehl\u00e9 zem\u011b le\u017e\u00ed Vojslavice &#8211; vesnice, po kter\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed n\u011bkolika lety pes ne\u0161t\u011bkl. Za proslulost vd\u011b\u010d\u00ed Jakubu Vandrovci, exorcistovi a kr\u00e1li v\u0161ech pijan\u016f od \u010das\u016f Rasputina.<\/p>\n<p>Ve Vojslavic\u00edch m\u00edval Vandrovec sv\u016fj statek v\u00a0sousedstv\u00ed nepolep\u0161iteln\u00e9ho p\u00e1len\u00edka Pa\u010denka a star\u00e9ho koz\u00e1ka Semena. Sem chodil do hospody, z\u00a0kter\u00e9 zbylo u\u017e jen star\u00e9 schodi\u0161t\u011b, a pop\u00edjel lahvovou <em>Perlu<\/em>. Ve vojslavick\u00e9m rybn\u00edku &#8211; dosud existuje &#8211; ulovil zlatou rybku a nedaleko sed\u00e1val na Policejn\u00ed stanici plukovn\u00edk Birski. Ta ostatn\u011b stoj\u00ed dodnes, i kdy\u017e se do domku s\u00a0postupuj\u00edc\u00ed modernizac\u00ed nast\u011bhovali soukrom\u00ed majitel\u00e9. Pobl\u00ed\u017e Vojslavic le\u017e\u00ed Star\u00fd Majdan a Ob\u011b\u0161encova rokle &#8211; \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i ,,Vandrovcov\u00fdch kronik\u201c d\u016fv\u011brn\u011b zn\u00e1m\u00e1 m\u00edsta.<\/p>\n<p>A my to v\u0161echno vid\u011bli. Pro\u0161li jsme Vojslavice k\u0159\u00ed\u017eem kr\u00e1\u017eem, v\u00a0m\u00edstn\u00ed hospod\u011b jsme prolili hrdlo <em>Perlou<\/em>, lok\u00e1ln\u00edm, siln\u011b alkoholick\u00fdm a velmi piteln\u00fdm pivem, mluvili jsme s ,,Velk\u00fdm grafomanem\u201c, bez n\u011bho\u017e by ,,Vandrovcovy kroniky\u201c nevznikly a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s se s\u00a0n\u00edm dokonce vyfotili.<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e po sedm\u00e9 od minul\u00e9ho p\u00e1tku do soboty prob\u00edhaly ve Vojsalvic\u00edch Dny Jakuba Vandrovce a tv\u016frce t\u00e9to fiktivn\u00ed postavy, Andrzej Pilipiuk, byl \u010destn\u00fdm hostem.<\/p>\n<p>Letos vyjelo z\u00a0\u010cech do Polska jen jedno auto. Jeho pos\u00e1dku tvo\u0159ili Honza a Eva Pop\u00edlkovi ze Sdru\u017een\u00ed Jakuba Vandrovce, Ivo Poledn\u00edk, bez\u00a0jeho\u017e iniciativy by v\u00fdlet patrn\u011b nevznikl, ,,conov\u00fd fotograf\u201c Jarda Houdek a Hanina Vesel\u00e1 &#8211; moje mali\u010dkost.<\/p>\n<p>Sotva zaparkujeme, vid\u00edme ,,Velk\u00e9ho grafomana\u201c. Sed\u00ed na schodech a p\u0159ed\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 mlad\u00fdm sle\u010dn\u00e1m, oble\u010den\u00fdm ve stylu <em>gothic<\/em> \u00faryvky ze sv\u00e9ho posledn\u00edho rom\u00e1nu.<\/p>\n<p>Nen\u00ed to kr\u00e1sa?<\/p>\n<p>Andrzej je fajn a p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 od z\u00e1stupc\u016f sdru\u017een\u00ed Jakuba Vandrovce poctivou \u010deskou p\u00e1lenku a vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed t\u0159e\u0161\u0148ovici. N\u00e1sledn\u011b se p\u0159esouv\u00e1me do neofici\u00e1ln\u00ed conov\u00e9 hospody. Odpoledne v n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b posed\u00e1vaj\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed \u0161tamgasti, jako vyta\u017een\u00ed z\u00a0,,Vandrovcovy kroniky\u201c. Po o\u010dku n\u00e1s pozoruj\u00ed. Cht\u011b necht\u011b tu jsme za atrakci. Z\u00a0n\u011bkter\u00fdch temnota jen kape. Jeden takov\u00fd p\u0159istupuje v\u00a0zna\u010dn\u011b podrou\u0161en\u00e9m stavu k\u00a0na\u0161emu stolu, jako ob\u011b\u0165\u00a0si vyb\u00edr\u00e1 v\u00a0tu chv\u00edli jedinou p\u0159\u00edtomnou d\u00e1mu &#8211; Haninu &#8211; a chce se s\u00a0n\u00ed dru\u017eit. Snad m\u00e1 i tu ukrajinskou viagru\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das vr\u00e1tit se na m\u00edsto kon\u00e1n\u00ed akce.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00fdhodou lok\u00e1ln\u00edch polsk\u00fdch con\u016f je jejich neform\u00e1lnost, n\u00edzk\u00e1 cena a pohodov\u00e1 atmosf\u00e9ra; nev\u00fdhodou jejich nevypo\u010ditatelnost co se t\u00fd\u010de programu, ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed, stravov\u00e1n\u00ed apod. Dn\u016f Jakuba Vandrovce se \u00fa\u010dastn\u00ed okolo t\u0159i sta lid\u00ed (na polsk\u00e9 pom\u011bry trpasli\u010d\u00ed con) a p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ky prob\u00edhaj\u00ed ve vojslavick\u00e9 \u0161kole. ,,P\u0159ekvapiv\u011b\u201c v\u00a0pol\u0161tin\u011b, ale Andrzejovi je i bez bli\u017e\u0161\u00ed znalosti jazyka ze dvou t\u0159etin rozum\u011bt. Nakonec jsme v\u0161ichni Slovan\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ky se mimo jin\u00e9 to\u010d\u00ed okolo archeologick\u00fdch n\u00e1lez\u016f z okol\u00ed Vojsalvic a u recepce je mo\u017en\u00e9 zakoupit publikaci s fotkami. Jej\u00edm autorem nen\u00ed nikdo jin\u00fd, ne\u017e s\u00e1m ,,Velk\u00fd grafoman\u201c Pilipiuk. Archeologii m\u00e1 ostatn\u011b vystudovanou. K m\u00e1n\u00ed je i stylov\u00e9 tri\u010dko a n\u00e1u\u0161nice z\u00a0v\u00ed\u010dek od <em>Perly<\/em>. P\u00e1nsk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st v\u00fdpravy se rozhodne zakoupit to prvn\u00ed, Hanina to druh\u00e9. Eva to ale vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1 a z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1 od Andrzeje knihu o Vojslavic\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p>Stavebn\u00ed hore\u010dka je bohu\u017eel neu\u0161et\u0159ila. T\u00e9 vesnici z\u00a0Andrzejova d\u011btstv\u00ed se d\u00e1vno nepodobaj\u00ed. V\u017edy\u0165 p\u0159ed pouh\u00fdmi p\u011bti lety byly jin\u00e9 a \u017ee b\u011bhem dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r let p\u016fvodn\u00ed domy pod decentn\u011b r\u016f\u017eovou, okrov\u011b \u017elutou a agresivn\u011b zelenou fas\u00e1dou zmiz\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u010der se griluje, pop\u00edj\u00ed, zp\u00edv\u00e1 a tan\u010d\u00ed. S\u00a0\u00fam\u011brem vypit\u00e9ho alkoholu se sm\u00fdvaj\u00ed jazykov\u00e9 bari\u00e9ry. Fanov\u00e9 tu jsou v\u011bt\u0161inou mlad\u0161\u00edho v\u011bku, na tento con si jedou hlavn\u011b vyrazit z\u00a0kop\u00fdtka, ale jsou fajn. N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho dne je ohniv\u00e1 show. Sp\u00ed se ve t\u0159\u00edd\u00e1ch na zemi ve spac\u00e1c\u00edch nebo ve stanech na h\u0159i\u0161ti. K\u00a0dispozici je funk\u010dn\u00ed sprcha. Nev\u00edm pro\u010d, ale Pol\u00e1ci maj\u00ed rad\u011bji stany. Stravujeme se v\u00a0bl\u00edzk\u00e9 hospod\u011b nebo v\u00a0m\u00edstn\u00ed samoobsluze, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 i v\u00a0sobotu otev\u0159eno do dev\u00edti ve\u010der a daj\u00ed se v\u00a0n\u00ed zakoupit r\u016fzn\u00fd druhy piva <em>Perla<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Polsk\u00e1 kuchyn\u011b je v\u00fdborn\u00e1 a ceny nejsou vysok\u00e9, jen se mus\u00edte n\u011bjak popasovat s\u00a0koprem. D\u00e1vaj\u00ed ho do v\u0161eho. Ale kdyby bylo nejh\u016f\u0159, v\u017edycky lze naj\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd ,,turistick\u00fd lapa\u010d\u201c, kde maj\u00ed steaky, tortilly a pizzy.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00a0sobotu se nab\u00edz\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva nedalek\u00e9ho Chelmu. M\u016f\u017eete tu spat\u0159it opravdovou raritu \u2013 d\u016fl, kde se t\u011b\u017eila k\u0159\u00edda. Podzem\u00ed m\u00e1 dokonce sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho ducha B\u011blucha. Kdy\u017e ho chcete vid\u011bt, mus\u00edte ho vzbudit t\u00edm, \u017ee t\u0159ikr\u00e1t za\u0165uk\u00e1te na vstupn\u00ed br\u00e1nu. Na celodenn\u00ed v\u00fdlet je vhodn\u00fd Lublin, kde je spousta pam\u00e1tek a z\u00a0dob nacismu zde z\u016fstal likvida\u010dn\u00ed t\u00e1bor. Za n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu stoj\u00ed tak\u00e9 p\u0159i cest\u011b le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed Z\u00e1most\u00ed. Krom\u011b renesan\u010dn\u00edho n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed\u010dka v\u00a0italsk\u00e9m stylu tu stoj\u00ed pevnost, kde je k\u00a0vid\u011bn\u00ed kolekce vojensk\u00fdch uniforem spolu s kolekc\u00ed modern\u00edch p\u00e1nsk\u00fdch oblek\u016f a d\u00e1msk\u00fdch toalet. Ne, opravdu si nevym\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm. Pevnost\u00ed jde jak\u00e1si pas\u00e1\u017e, kde prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Cestou z\u00a0Chelmu se stavujeme na statku na Star\u00e9m Majdanu, kam jezdil mal\u00fd Andrzej ke sv\u00e9 tet\u011b na pr\u00e1zdniny a sb\u00edral inspiraci pro pozd\u011bj\u0161\u00ed l\u00e9ta. M\u00e1me \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, a zastihneme zde i Andrzejovu teti\u010dku. Usm\u00edv\u00e1 se na n\u00e1s a dovol\u00ed n\u00e1m ud\u011blat n\u011bkolik obr\u00e1zk\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00a0ned\u011bli se je\u0161t\u011b bude konat prohl\u00eddka Vojsalvic a Andrzej prozrad\u00ed, kter\u00e1 m\u00edsta ho p\u0159esn\u011b inspirovala k\u00a0naps\u00e1n\u00ed konkr\u00e9tn\u00edch pas\u00e1\u017e\u00ed. My v\u0161ak vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme dom\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Na z\u00e1v\u011br si nech\u00e1v\u00e1m drobnou perli\u010dku. Co maj\u00ed Pol\u00e1ci na conech a my ne? Z\u00e1pasy v\u00a0bahn\u011b! Chlapci proti d\u00edvk\u00e1m, to se rozum\u00ed. Sta\u010d\u00ed k\u00a0tomu d\u011btsk\u00fd baz\u00e9nek, hadice a trocha um\u011bl\u00e9ho bah\u00fdnka. T\u0159eba v\u00a0takov\u00e9 Chot\u011bbo\u0159i si to dok\u00e1\u017eu \u017eiv\u011b p\u0159edstavit a trouf\u00e1m si \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee o z\u00e1pas\u00edc\u00ed p\u00e1ry by nouze nebyla.<\/p>\n<p>[nggallery id=2]<\/p>\n<p>Odkazy:<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed fotografie z\u00a0akce najdete zde:<\/p>\n<p>Podrobn\u011bji k\u00a0akci: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.djw.konwent.pl\/\">http:\/\/www.djw.konwent.pl\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Facebookov\u00e9 str\u00e1nky akce: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.3362433912101.2122012.1606693037&amp;type=1\">http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.3362433912101.2122012.1606693037&amp;type=1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Facebookov\u00e9 str\u00e1nky Sdru\u017een\u00ed Jakuba Vandrovce:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Sdru\u017een\u00ed-Jakuba-Vandrovce\/306877072698463\">http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Sdru\u017een%C3%AD-Jakuba-Vandrovce\/306877072698463<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autor textu: Hanina Vesel\u00e1 Polsko je zem\u00ed dlouhat\u00e1nsk\u00fdch rovin a prakticky bez d\u00e1lnic. V\u00a0biotopech tu p\u0159e\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed ohro\u017een\u00e9 druhy, jako nap\u0159\u00edklad vamp\u00fd\u0159i nebo vlkodlaci. Ve v\u00fdchodn\u00edch oblastech rozlehl\u00e9 zem\u011b le\u017e\u00ed Vojslavice &#8211; vesnice, po kter\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed n\u011bkolika lety pes ne\u0161t\u011bkl. Za proslulost vd\u011b\u010d\u00ed Jakubu Vandrovci, exorcistovi a kr\u00e1li v\u0161ech pijan\u016f od \u010das\u016f Rasputina. Ve Vojslavic\u00edch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wojslawice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":293,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vandrovec.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}